Todays Fact is Brought to you by the letter L and the number 0

Hello all … hold the applause (from the far far guy in the very very back – thank you)

Todays post is very quick and to the point.  But before I get into my drunk  wise information I want to say CONGRATULATIONS to my sexy future wife (HAHA) on the birth of her brand new baby boy!  He has got to be thee most gorgeous lil man I have ever seen!!!!  

Okay with all that being said ………. all this talk about Lady Gaga and her HUGE weight gain (SERIOUSLY people).  These are the times I am super excited I have a restraining order on all the paparazzi that stalk me.  She gained a few pounds, SO WHAT!  If this is the best our public can come up with during these weird times, the world MUST be ending.

Lady Gaga Fact :  Lady Gaga taught herself how to play piano by ear when she was four years old, she also took lesson to be able to read partition later. 

Haters, take that to the “food” bank.

Lady Gaga – I know you read my blog religiously and I appreciate it – Keep doing you Boo Boo!!

Uh Oh my Corona is getting warm gotta go, have an amazing weekend!

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Flippity Flap Fact Friday

Gooood Morning and Happy Friday 🙂

I am all hyped up on my coffee so excuse my stuttering fingers.  As always, before I educate your spongy minds ( I mean that in the best way possible – if thats possible) tomorrow we will be celebrating my father n laws 70th birthday.  Many of you know I lost my mom a couple years ago and in these last couple of years satan has tried to throw his worst species my way (seriously this post isnt about you – move on) but God has blessed me 10 times over with the most amazing family a woman could ever dream of.  As all you ladies know – when you marry, you marry them ALL 🙂

“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.” ~ Joyce Brothers

*** and now drum roll please (tried to spell it but your imagination will have to do) ***

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

Well Flippity FLAP!   Have a wonderful weekend

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PRECIOUS BABY BOY

Mr Lil Man has blessed my life in so many ways .. Happy 11th Birthday .. Momma Loves You ❤

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08/23
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Watcha Think Wednesday!!!

I wanted to share some (not all) amazing pictures of my son (step-politically correct)!!!!!  World Series Baby!!!!

No words can express how proud I am of my baby and his entire team!

I can absolutely say I am TRULY blessed!

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Tit for Tat Tuesday

I know its not Friday but I wanted to share a few photos from thee most exciting weekend.  My son played in Bangor, Maine (sorry my step son – some people choose their battles poorly) in the WORLD SERIES.  Yes yes they represented the United States in this series and they were welcomed home this past Sunday with a HUGE crowd and there will be a parade for them this Saturday.  SUPER proud and SUPER excited for them!!!!

You can also watch the interviews on:

http://www.cbs8.com/video “Tough Loss for Lemon Grove All Stars”

http://www.kusi.com/category/191213/sports

And http://lemongrove.patch.com/articles/heartbreaking-loss-for-team-that-feels-like-family

Have a wonderful Tuesday!!!!

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Friday Factual maybe?

Hey all sorry I skipped last Friday (still a bit blurry on what exactly happened that day-dont judge me)

Before I go into my factual fart-en-haggens I wanted to express how very proud I am of Lemon Grove Senior Division All Stars who are known in this series as team West and are currently in Bangor, Maine in the Semi-Finals today!!!!!  Tomorrow is the World Series and it will be televised on ESPN U.  I am an extremely proud momma and although I can not be there in person my heart is there completely.

 

With that being said and without further a-do (is that right?)

A typist fingers travel over twelve and a half miles in an average day

So can I count that as my daily exercise?

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Friday Friday

Before I go into my most intellectual antics I would like to say – CONGRATULATIONS to my son’s Senior League All Star Team!  They are currently battling it out for a spot in the Little League WORLD SERIES in Maine.  Yes folks I am a very proud momma (sorry I still get a lil teary eyed) …. GO LEMON GROVE!!!  They are currently REPRESENTING all of Southern California in the tournaments.

If you would like to follow how they are doing you can visit our website at http://www.go-lgll.com.  Send all your good goo-goo’s!!

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Now onto to the Friday stoooof ..

I have a few of my favorite things in this little world of mine and I came across this little fun fact.

 

A female oyster produces 100 million young in her lifetime, the typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year, and it is possible for one female cat to be responsible for the birth of 20,736 kittens in four years.

First my mind wondered (well duh) then I laughed and out of no where, I got a little hungry (for those of you who understand my humor or just me – OH YEAH BABY HAHA).  And for those who don’t quit do – 3 words to help educate you about lil ol me …. Oyster Hen and most important Kitty.

Grrrrrrrrrr

 

Have a wonderful Weekend!

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Friday Fact – Hmmmmmm

There is no introduction for today’s fact.  Just plain ol 

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

 

Have a wonderful weekend!

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Friday Fact – interesting

Before I begin divulging my most inner thoughts (caffeine induced rantings) I wanted to express me deepest condolences to the families in Aurora, Colorado.  My heart and prayers go out to all of those who have been affected.

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Now I came across this interesting fact kinda by accident.  For those who know me (it would be scary if you did and I didnt know you, but anywho) I love me some great ice cold adult beverages.  I dont have any given time of day when I enjoy it the most but I do try my very best to enjoy my adult time after 10AM (I have teenagers, please no judging).  As most of my friends know, I am at my smartest (is that even a word? I need a drink!) during these adult times.  Well, the other day (while camping) as I enjoyed my ice cold Corona a gentleman came up and explained that during the hot season scorpions make their appearance.  I said WTF!  Scorpions??!?!?  Yeah its time to go!  But then I wondered, maybe they come out because they to must want to enjoy an ice cold thirst quenching beverage.  I began my google search (via Droid – thank you Verizon) and typed (text) in “Scorpions and alcohol”.  And this interesting fact came up:

If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

So I gotta ask, is it sick that I actually got up and went looking for our tequila?

Have a GREAT weekend!

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Friday Fact

I know I know everyone hold onto you hats!  Every Friday, yours truly will be lending you a piece of my brain (you know that thing that sits in the skull – YA that thing).  Well anywho dot dot dot

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Did you know Peanuts are one of the ingredients in Dynamite?

Its true, yes yes it is!  So as you conjure up your favorite PB&J just think that wonderful gooey morsel in your mouth can literally help things explode!  Well if your allergic then you know the feeling.

Have a wonderful Friday!

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